在一起 (2013)

愤怒了震惊了我无法忍受必须要吐槽强烈要吐槽虽然本是抱着看脸就好的心态买了在一起的票竟真没想到可以烂到从第五分钟起就坐如针毡天雷滚滚的崩溃感。天哪导演是人吗编剧是人吗剪辑是人吗圈钱就是这样子的吗请几个大牌讲几句不三不四的台词就可以拼凑成一部电影了吗我次奥奥！！！！！子丹大叔一开始说自己面瘫症就能猜到结尾一定会因为佳宜妹妹笑漏八颗牙！！陈妍希是好可爱啊婴儿肥的我萌出一脸血可是可是！！你失忆成精神病全篇除了卖萌还是卖萌还在干什么！！！AB实在是美的惊艳可也耐不住脑残台词和无聊剧情的摧残啊那毫无矛盾点的感情坎坷你哭成这样JB意思啊！！！老子想不通啊！！！爱吃猪扒饭的窃听员还是在厨房里拍拍猪扒比较帅呐干嘛出来浪荡微信摇一摇然后瞬间浪漫七日情是哪个意思啊!!!前因后果有没有交代一下啊导演，导演！！！！

我擦咧！！！简直是史上最烂的片子啊！！！没有之一啊！！！

有人说剧情狗血！！！这岂止是狗血！！！这简直就不配叫狗血啊！！！

狗血的意思是有剧情的啊！！！这片子有剧情么！！！能用狗血来形容么！！！

简直是新生代偶像大牌明星苦情戏展示会啊有木有！！！子弹兄患上了面瘫的顽疾啊！！而且连自己笑没笑都不知道啊！！子弹兄是不是其实你会笑！但是每次笑你都没有感觉啊！！！这可是另外的一种病啊！！！沈佳宜一会儿没记忆，一会儿没回忆啊！！！你要不要统一一下啊！！要不然记住现在人！要不然记住以前的人啊！！不要一会儿忘这个一会儿忘那个让人很抓狂啊！！让人总是觉得你很混乱啊！！AB和柯景腾的摇一摇太让人无语了啊！！！你们那么激烈的摇是想摇出什么来啊！！！背靠背语音难道不会觉得惊悚么！！！见了面不讲爱情讲浪漫！！那你们之后都在干嘛啊！！！

最让人受不了的是两段故事插在一起进行！！看了好久我都没看出来这两段故事有什么必然的联系吗！！！难道这本来应该是两个电影！但是导演为了省事儿把他们放在了一起了么！！简直是毫无征兆啊！！看了两部电影感觉不会爱了啊！！还不如省下来一个放在明年放映！！明年情人节档就又有烂片了啊！！！

这片子简直就是顺带手的侮辱一下大众智商啊有木有！唯一可以支持人们看下去的就是各位演员的颜啊！！可是为什么会有真子弹大叔！！姐快吐血身亡了啊！！！子弹君！你真的不适合去演没有情节只靠颜撑场面的片子啊！！

总之各位！看完片子！洗洗睡吧！睡不着多洗洗啊！姐准备就澡堂子里泡着了！出不来了啊！

最后！悲伤逆流成河！你永远不懂我伤悲！就像白天不懂夜的黑！

首先，剧情烂俗到了极点⋯⋯什么女主被撞失忆，男友背信弃义，看女主好了又回来要求结婚；男主得了面瘫不能笑，因为女主就能笑了；另一个故事就更是无厘头，女主拜金“摇一摇”要到一无敌宅男，从此上演一部类似商业谍战，然后各种坎坷闹分手的闹剧，最后有在一起了⋯⋯

其次，台词没品又幼稚⋯⋯尤其是看到可爱的baby说这这么俗的台词真是太不可思议了！“我是孤儿，从来没有人特意为我做一顿饭⋯⋯”，“我都暗示你这么久说我喜欢猪扒饭嘛~~~你怎么还舍得让我走~~~”，“你怎么连分手都说的这么可爱啊？~~~”真是要吐了！

最最奇葩的是子丹大哥您孩子都这么大了干嘛还来凑这个热闹？人家一堆俊男美女，您这位大叔真的是怎么看都显得那么的格格不入啊！完全毁了您在叶问里塑造的一代宗师的伟大形象嘛！

总而言之，这部电影里的演员都还算是不错的，女主够漂亮，男主够帅，不过除此之外毫无看点，嗯⋯⋯也不能说毫无看点，快递男的表现还是可圈可点的，除此。。。无看点！！

这部片子上映我还是一个忙碌的高中生，翘掉了两堂补习课就为了柯震东买了原价的电影票。
为了这个票价我足足在电影院撑了40分钟左右，但是不得不说再好看的脸都阻挡不了差劲的情节散发出来的恶臭。柯震东和AB这一对不自然的表演，毫无逻辑的剧情；陈妍希和甄子丹这一对，什么Mr.Cool啊，什么靠吃药来缓解笑起来痛苦啊，什么逃婚撞车啊，什么失忆少女就能上了陌生人的车啊，什么什么什么啊！槽点太多真的无法再说了，我真的很久没看到过这么狗血且弱智的剧情了。
这部片子我没有看完，或许后面的剧情会大有改善，不过看其他网友的评论我知道这种假设微乎其微，如果有网友准备来看这部片子，真心的奉劝千万别，要知道我写这篇影评已经是在浪费时间，你可千万别！

其实今天本来是去看《101次求婚啊》
但是木有想到电影院那么多人啊
三线城市的电影院从来没见过这么多人啊

然后要赶时间啊
12：40只能买《在一起》了啊
下一场电影要等到14：40啊

今天还是全价票啊
学生证不打折啊

买爆米花还要排队啊
卖爆米花的哥们动作很慢啊

进场迟到2分钟啊
开始啦

尼玛坐在我们右边的男生卧在女生的怀里啊
有伤风化懂不懂啊
你要是两个男生我就什么都不说了啊

尼玛还没有人告诉我这部片是甄子丹演的啊
真手贱
给他送票房
掐死自己啊

后面三个女人从头到尾用带着方言的普通话吐槽不断啊
简直就是人工弹幕啊

当Angelababy告诉柯震东她要回北京了
（某女道：“回北京找黄晓明啊？！”）

当甄子丹抱着沈佳宜在地上滚了好长好长时间的时候
（某女道：“怎么滚这么久？”某伴道：“因为他是叶问啊！”）

吐槽送给被这部电影坑了的人
笑笑安慰安慰自己啊

清新清新不起来
浪漫浪漫不起来
这种没有剧情只有画面的烂片真的受不了啊

3.3分啊
有病啊
谁看谁吐血啊
要是有负分早就不知道负到西伯利亚还是几内亚去了啊

谁要是不信谁偏要去看的
呕出老血自己负责啊


大学四年总算看过一部烂片了
完整了

This was one of the most terrible movies I had even seen.what really made me annoy was that not only was I stupid enough to go to the cinema with my friend for this movie but I went through the half-and-a-hour suffering as well.

Together was released exactly before the valentine’s day last year.It was shown in its previews that so many famous and popular Chinese stars played important roles in this movie at that time.Even though I knew Together is a typical commercial film made largely just for profit,it never occur to me that a movie including so many big stars could be such an atrocity.

Nowadays,with the more and more lower cost of movie production, a lot of commercial films or comedy films have been shot randomly,of which some have plebeian and superficial tastes in order to cater for the public interest,considering the box office which is the most important thing for filmmakers.Most of people still will buy it because this kind of movie at least can bring happiness and relax to its audience.but when you finish Together,it will impress you nothing but empty and boredom.
　　
If sometimes you may think some trailers are even more exciting than the movies itself,Together will never let you down.there are two totally irrelevant and meaningless love story in this movie. From my viewpoint,the plot is no more than a nonsense and the lines are tedious enough to make you fall sleep.Perhaps the movie manufacturers tried hard to express something representing the emotion between lovers but turn out to be very unrealistic and ludicrous.For instance,they advertised Together as a romantic story which possess attractive beginning and delightful ending,but what I saw covering the whole big screen was the beautiful facade of those popular movie star instead of the true meaning of love.If they thought audience would enjoy it,they thought audience was fool.
　　
Watching such a shallow movie in the cinema was a double waste of both money and time,and then I’d like to waste more time to make fun of it and warned others to have more insight of choosing movie because so many commercial films that are even more intolerable than Together are on each year in China.
　　
All in all,Together is a big failure,according to both dismal reputation and bleak box office.As a line from this movie goes:Being with you is better than just saying I love you,I want to mention that being a lonely and pathetic single is better than Together.